Day 18: 5 Things That Irritate ME About Opposite Sex

This topic is kinda stupid. 5 things only??? You gotta be kidding me? I still have a lot of things to list down... Well, I have no choice then. Here are the 5 THINGS THAT IRRITATE ME ABOUT BOYS:

1. SMOKING. I hate smokers. For those who are not smoking, please ignore this. It's fine if you want to smoke but please don't do it in public. If you wanna die early, then die alone. Do not drag others.
2. NARCISSISTIC. Gosh, I really hate this kind of people. Come on la. You are not the most handsome guy on the earth. Please don't act like you can dazzle every girls in the world. Aaron Aziz ensem lagi la.
3. MALU X BERTEMPAT. I know you are pious but you have to communicate with girls too sometimes. When people smile at you, smile at them back. If they talks to you, talk at them while look at them in the eyes. That's what we call manners. In Islam, we are not forbidden to talk to opposite sex about important things. If you are too shy, it is difficult for others to communicate to you about important things.
4. RUDE. You know sometimes your act can hurt others' feeling. Please be more considerate. 
5. SKE CKP BERBELIT. Can you please talk directly without hiding anything? I don't know how to figure out the meaning behind your words. I'm an honest person. So, if you want to say anything, say it without any filtration.